Life’s been good

Treating me well

So good, in fact,

That I’ve started to swell

 

Sitting all day

On a comfortable chair

And the rest of the time

Sleeping away

 

No walks, no rides

No physical exercise

Just sitting and eating

Burgers and fries

 

And so, my lovelies

I’ve joined the gym

To get in some fitness

And to stay trim

 

It’s been a week

And the pain, oh the pain!

I can hear my muscles cry

Under the strain

 

Dormant muscles

That have been sleeping for years

Are being forced to work now

Amid protein shakes and tears

 

And so I’m hobbling around

Praying that this is worth it

And my husband’s hoping

That I don’t quit!

‘Coz I took the full membership you see,

 Which is quite a hefty fee 😉